Oppositelock Cool Wall Suggestion 

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 04/07/2015 at 08:53 • Filed to: Justin Bieber, Cool Wall, Laferrari

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I am purposing a Justin Bieber clause. The clause should be worded as follows:

When a Justin Bieber like figure buys an car said car should be removed from the Oppositelock Cool Wall board. This is a necessary step to take, any respectable individual would not want to own the same car as Justin Bieber. For one to meet the requirements of Justin Bieber they must yell "Fuck Bill Clinton" in the corner of a bar while peeing or achieve a similar level of douche bag in the eyes of the media.

Obviously this is a reaction to the recent FP article that Bieber bought a LaFerrari. If we don't make the clause I at least request that the LaFerrari be moved to seriously uncool.

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Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > JR1 04/07/2015 at 08:59

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I was thinking the same thing.

I told Hooniverse to do this, but he's been busy w/ school

Funktheduck > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:00

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Burn all the Laferraris now. They'll be forever tarnished by this little *********** ********** **** ******.

pip bip - choose Corrour > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:06

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LaFerrari is now seriously uncool!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:07

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Same idea as the Rooney clause?

Do it.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:08

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no.

Jay Kay has one, it's still cool.

Bieber's a cock head, but he has passable taste in cars.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Funktheduck 04/07/2015 at 09:08

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Strangely, I was never a fan of the TheFerrari. HOW DID I KNOW???

And never mind burning them... they'll take care of that themselves.

JR1 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/07/2015 at 09:12

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But can Jay Kay's awesomeness handle the wait of both Justin Bieber and Lewis Hamilton?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:13

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I completely agree. Top gear had the same policy with footballers I believe.

JR1 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 04/07/2015 at 09:13

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Yes so I guess we could call it the footballers clause

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/07/2015 at 09:17

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What if he wraps it in chrome or camo? Or wrecks it?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:25

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yes. because even dickheads like cool things.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/07/2015 at 09:26

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then he's a dickhead who has wrapped a cool car in chrome and or wrecked a cool car.

Alfalfa Romeo > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:30

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I feel strongly that we shouldn't let something so petty and pedantic get in the way of our feelings for a car. Yes, Top Gear did it, but we are not Top Gear.

If we let people like Justin Bieber decide what cars we like, are we really car enthusiasts?

Your boy, BJR > JR1 04/07/2015 at 09:54

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yes because his laferrari is lime green

scoob > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/07/2015 at 10:29

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We can put the Rosso Corsa one in Seriously Uncool and put a green one in sub zero.

Funktheduck > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/07/2015 at 10:34

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I definitely prefer the competitors more. I don't care for new Ferraris at all. I would definitely drive one but have no desire to own one in any sort of dream car garage situation. I couldn't tell you with confidence any of their current cars beyond the Teh Fererro. I'd rather have a Porsche Boxster.

RallyWrench > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/07/2015 at 10:36

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Jay Kay's is green, so it can stay cool.

JR1 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/07/2015 at 10:50

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I don't know why I spelled out the wrong weight please ignore my stupidity in the last sentence

JR1 > Alfalfa Romeo 04/07/2015 at 10:53

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I mean honestly I think everyone takes the Cool Wall with a grain of salt. Obviously the heritage and engineering behind a car and the company outweigh the idiots who buy it. In a perfect world the LaFerrari is sub zero and will be remembered in history as sub-zero.

The purpose of the Cool Wall is to convey a shallow image projected of oneself when they drive the car. I doubt it dictates what we want to buy an enthusiast in the real world.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2015 at 10:54

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Okay that is pretty awesome.

Your boy, BJR > JR1 04/07/2015 at 11:48

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Yes. It is.